We’ve gallivanted in Garden Valley…
We’ve skinny-dipped in the Sawtooths…
Are you ready to wander in West Yellowstone?
Camp APD: October 22-25, 2026
Breathe in, breathe out.
Let’s get out of Boise and enjoy some time taking in nature in a cozy, comfortable setting. Our 2026 cabin-mansion is settled in Island Park, Idaho, a short drive away from West Yellowstone.
You can arrive in the evening of October 21, or the morning of October 22, after the staff has prepared the lodge for you. You may also arrive a later date; however, the price point will remain the same as we will not be doing any bed-swaps partway through the retreat.
During the retreat, you can expect:
- Group outings to West Yellowstone, Old Faithful, nearby parks and attractions together
- Hot tub, gaming areas, awesome views
- A 24-hour snack bar to rule them all (IYKYK)
- Games, crafts, relax time at the property
- A small handful of on-site activities (note for past retreat attendees – there will be fewer workshops on this retreat to allow for more outdoor adventures)
The stage pole will be available for outdoor photos and playtime. Wilderness excursions, including to the Yellowstone landmarks closest to our lodging will be available as weather and participant interest allows.
There is room for up to 30~ people on this retreat. Only students/teachers/regulars of APD and the local burlesque community will be permitted to purchase room spots on this retreat for attendee safety and comfort.
Where You’ll Sleep
Most spots are private bunks in a room shared with others (each bunk room has it’s dedicated bathroom), private rooms/bathrooms available for singles or couples at a higher price point.
Price includes 3 breakfasts (hot, prepared), 3 dinners (hot, prepared), and make-your-own-lunch bar fixings. Discounts available if you’d like to plan/lead a group hike, do a day in the kitchen, or drive/provide your 5+ seat car for day trips.
NOT included in price: Transport/fuel, alcoholic beverages, personal favorite snacks/drinks. You will have opportunities to plan carpools in the private Slack if you like!
Choose your experience:
The links to purchase your spot are live!
You must be logged into your MindBody account. If you have issues signing up online, please reach out to us at crew@ascensionpole.com
There are four-month payment plans available for each pricing option. You may need to sign into the MindBody Website/Mobile Site (not the app) for the payment plan. If the option is listed here, it is still available. Payments are 1 month apart, with the first due on registration.
Work/Play Discount: There are a limited number of discounts available to those willing to help during the retreat! See details and complete your application here: https://forms.gle/ohHBADwgkX6QAF1G8
Option A: Bunk w/Besties
22 Available
- Pay-in-full upon registration: $450
- Payment plan: $480 (four monthly payments of $120)
- Your own twin-sized bunk in a tri-level bunk bed!
- There are 2 bunk rooms. Bunk rooms will be assigned based on sleep schedule preferences.
- There will be an opportunity to indicate bunk need/preference of lower, middle, or top.
SOLD OUT Option B1: Private Queen, Shared Bathroom
For ONE PERSON:Pay-in-full: $800Payment plan: $840 (four monthly payments of $210)
For TWO PEOPLE (one booking for both in the same room):Pay-in-full: $1400Payment Plan: $1500 (four monthly payments of $375)
Option B2: Private KING, Shared Bathroom
ONLY ONE AVAILABLE
- For ONE PERSON:
- For TWO PEOPLE (one booking for both in the same room):
Option C: Private Queen, Private Bathroom
ONLY TWO AVAILABLE ONE LEFT!
- For ONE PERSON:
- For TWO PEOPLE (one booking for both in the same room):
Additional Considerations:
- A survey and private Slack space will be shared with attendees 3-5 weeks prior to the event in order to determine dietary needs and preferences, assign bunks based on ability and sleep schedule, share the tentative schedule, and get to know each other prior to the excursion.
- All attendees are encouraged to be up-to-date on all vaccinations as recommend by the CDC at the time of the retreat. Regardless of vaccination status, all attendees are asked to abide by the honor system and not attend the retreat while ill, and should illness happen on the retreat, making reasonable efforts to limit contagion to others.
- There is a zero-tolerance policy for weapons, sexual misconduct, bullying, and belligerent inebriation during the retreat. Please drink/vape/edible responsibly, we do not want to visit the hospital or do a mountain of paperwork on this retreat.
- In the event that the retreat must be cancelled for any reason by the organizer, refunds will be issued within 90 days of cancellation
- While refunds/returns are not available if you change your mind or become unavailable, a spot may be privately sold or gifted to another person and the name(s) forwarded to the organizer.
More about our lodge:
Just a stone’s throw away from the world class waters of the Henry’s Fork of the Snake River and only 30 minutes from the west entrance of Yellowstone National Park; this beautiful lodge sits on 3.5 acres of heavily wooded land with breathtaking views of Sawtelle Mountain, Two Top Mountain and Henry’s Flats. The retreat boasts 6 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms, a large deck with a hot tub and a screened in porch. The basement is a walkout basement.
The Island Park, Idaho area is teaming with both summer and winter activities. Activities include snowmobiling, cross country skiing, snowshoeing, world class trout fishing, horseback riding, mountain biking and scenic walking, you may not want your days here to ever end. Other attractions include Largest Volcanic Caldera, Big Springs, Continental Divide, Historic Henry’s Lake, Mesa Falls, Jonny Sacks Cabin at Big Springs, Coffee Pot Rapids, Harriman State Park, Island Park Summary, Nez Perce Indians, Earthquake Lake “Quake Lake,” Island Park Reservoir, Old Union Pacific Rail Road and of course Yellowstone National Park.
**During winter months (October-April) it is highly recommended and sometimes necessary that you have a four wheel drive vehicle to get you to the home as there is a lot of snow in the area during those months**
Yellowstone National Park is only 30 minutes away! Yellowstone National Park is a nearly 3,500-sq. mile wilderness recreation area atop a volcanic hot spot. Yellowstone features dramatic canyons, alpine rivers, lush forests, hot springs and gushing geysers, including its most famous, Old Faithful. It’s also home to hundreds of animal species, including bears, wolves, bison, elk and antelope.
Grand Teton National Park and Jackson Hole, WY are just over two hours away.
The home is also equipped with flat screen TV’s, wireless internet, a fully stocked kitchen including a drip style coffee maker, AC Unit, laundry facilities, Pool Table, Xbox One, Hot Tub (replaced Jan 2022), screened in porch, private sledding hill, portable crib and a BBQ grill. The kitchen is fully stocked with both adult and children kitchenware, 2 electric griddles, and a second fridge for large groups in the garage.
The home has 4820 sq. feet with another 2000 in deck and porch space.